Sunday, September 28, 2008
Just for Laughs: Bathroom Trip Risk Analysis
The amount of time I spend in the bathroom exponentially increases the amount of damage that can potentially occur in the rest of the house and/or to any children that are outside the door.
In my experience as a Mom, there is a common situation of having to use the bathroom several times throughout my day...and sometimes, I just need a moment to myself. However, I have learned that while these times provide wonderful relief, I do indeed run the risk that some "damage"will occur as a result of leaving my creative children unattended while I am...in the bathroom. There is a critical point where the damage potential really increases as one takes longer than 30 seconds. Once you reach a full minute you may want to consider staying inside to "hide"...
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haha thats funny! God help you. I have the same problem but instead of time spent in the bathroom replace it with time spent napping while duaghter awake :P
Recently my duaghter woke up earlier than me, so I put her infront of TV with some breakfast while I returned to bed. 2 hours later I wake up astonished that she has let me sleep this long without bothering me, and thinking she must have gone back to sleep. little did I know ,,,, turns out she has taken a whole container of lemon juice and mixed it with a full box of nesquick chocolate powder together in a plate, managed to color her eye lids with blue markers, and colored on her borrowed library book! and I thought she returned to sleep all that time!
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